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Monday, June 25, 2018

Release Date: Gabriela Tales From A Demon Cat

The long wait is almost over!

Tales From A Demon Cat

will be released on July 6th.

This is a collection of short stories (if you didn't know because you've been locked in the basement for the last six months by your sadistic sister who has been jealous of you her entire life for one reason or another and was going to hire a hitman to kill you, but decided not to because they all wanted too much money and she figured it cheaper to keep you around and enjoy torturing you from time to time by smacking her gum in your ears and talking with her mouth full of food for the rest of your life), as told by my demonic cat, Gabriela.  Some of the stories are about her owners in her past lives, and what either they did, or had done to them, while others have been told to her as she awaited rebirth into another one of her nine lives standing in line in Hell. (Yeah, I had it all wrong, too.  See, cats have nine lives, but only one at a time as Gabriela tells it.  The rest of the time is spent standing in line to be reborn. Of course, the wait takes in Hell if you're like Gabriela, or in Heaven, if you're like someone not like Gabriela.  Read the book and you'll see what I mean.

There are psycho killers, werewolves, vampires, witches, rattlesnakes, Bigfoot creatures, and a whole lot more, children. Gabriela likes to tell a tale ... and once you sample her way of doing so, you'll be asking for more!

The links will be posted here as soon as they're available. Be sure not to miss it!!